If you don’t like where you are, move on. You are not a tree.
I just want to be slightly drunk, half naked, and completely on top of someone.
student: hey government can I have some money to go to university
uk government: sure here you go. you'll have to pay it back but only when you're earning £21,000+ a year, and if you don't pay it off after 30 years we'll just write it off, don't worry about it man
scottish government: nah man just go to uni we ain't gonna charge you
canadian government: yeah sure what do you parents earn? oh that much, well this should cover about XX% of it all, you or your parents will have to cover the rest and remember to start paying it back 6 months out of university - you've got ten years to do it
us government: no. you gotta pay it yourself. upfront. your parents have to save up from the moment you're born. good luck, fucker.
This vine is so important I can’t breathe. “Marching bands be like”
my brother just said “i’d let weezy jack me off with his braids but it wouldnt be gay because there wouldnt be any skin on skin contact” please