I eat salads.
dekutree:

drive

dekutree:

drive

jinoras-light:

I’m sure he’d be proud too

hellacatspangled:

i said oooh girl
shock me like an electric eel
bby girl
image

You are so pretty but I wish you were a bit skinnier :/
Anonymous

laina:

(linda from bob’s burgers voice) ALRIIIIGGHTTTT

shoulderblades:

robbvious:

Wesley in the car, a short story

I LOVE DOGS

wookiej:

Spanish Teacher: ¿Cómo estás?

Me: Estoy bitchin’

mr-spikejonze:

Lupita Nyong’o’s brother celebrating her Oscar nom

encephalopathy:

urban dictionary has saved me from asking so many awkward questions

starkidfanaticnumber394:

So imagine a Harry Potter TV series but BETTER than Game of Thrones because seasons 1 and 2 would be Founders, 3-5/6 would be Marauders, 6/7-13/14 would be the books, and then 13/14-forever would be post-Hogwarts Golden Trio and Next-Gen and it would be absolutely brilliant.

eggzakery:

*gorillaz feel good inc laugh*