I eat salads.

favorite character meme - [8/8] quotes

fuck-you-coach:

D. Final answer.

fuck-you-coach:

D. Final answer.

nooowestayandgetcaught:

joelbyeman:

"you choose your favourite character because they remind you of yourself"

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Don’t paint your whole house pink and put ruffles on everything,” says designer Nicole Fuller. “It’s not sexy.
 because anything “stereotypical female” should be hated in an instant (x)
Be crumbled so wildflowers will come up where you are. You have been stony for too many years. Try something different. Surrender.
Rumi  (via thatkindofwoman)

ashieart:

thecarnalscientist-jt:

bryantrod:

brook:

halcy:

uh oh [x]

it’s time

THEEEEEEEY CALL ME CUBAN PETE

IM THE KING OF THE RUMBA BEAT

WHEN I PLAY THE MARACAS I GO

CHIC CHICKY BOOM CHIC CHICKY BOOM

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SCREAMS TO THE HEAVENS AND RUNS

loser-fish:

Today in biology the teacher asked “why do chromosomes have to stick together?” And I whispered “because they’re bromosomes” and the guy next to me just about died laughing

floozys:

parental figure: “sit like a lady”

me:

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A mutual love of blink-182 can save any relationship.
Mark Hoppus  (via ofmiceandkelly)

officialputin:

putins-boyfriend:

putins-girlfriend:

yourtubes:

reblog if your url represents who you really are 

I am really Putin’s girlfriend

then we have a problem

I can explain it