Today in biology the teacher asked “why do chromosomes have to stick together?” And I whispered “because they’re bromosomes” and the guy next to me just about died laughing
parental figure: “sit like a lady”
|—||Mark Hoppus (via ofmiceandkelly)|
reblog if your url represents who you really are
I am really Putin’s girlfriend
then we have a problem
I can explain it
they’re so CUTE
If Lupita is the real life Disney Princess, can Jennifer be the real life quirky side kick?
Even the “pulling the dress up” part is accurate
Me as a parent
"This is why dad left"
that girls looks so tired of her shit
story of my life
"DEBBIE DID YOU FAX THOSE PAPERS TO MANAGEMENT?"