I eat salads.

loser-fish:

Today in biology the teacher asked “why do chromosomes have to stick together?” And I whispered “because they’re bromosomes” and the guy next to me just about died laughing

floozys:

parental figure: “sit like a lady”

me:

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A mutual love of blink-182 can save any relationship.
Mark Hoppus  (via ofmiceandkelly)

officialputin:

putins-boyfriend:

putins-girlfriend:

yourtubes:

reblog if your url represents who you really are 

I am really Putin’s girlfriend

then we have a problem

I can explain it

starsmahogany:

cinnasghost:

cameoamalthea:

221cbakerstreet:

they’re so CUTE

If Lupita is the real life Disney Princess, can Jennifer be the real life quirky side kick?

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Even the “pulling the dress up” part is accurate

champagnepapucho:

biraunal:

jordosross:

nickandjades-infinitelaughter:

Me as a parent

"This is why dad left"

that girls looks so tired of her shit

story of my life

champagnepapucho:

biraunal:

jordosross:

nickandjades-infinitelaughter:

Me as a parent

"This is why dad left"

that girls looks so tired of her shit

story of my life

kushandwizdom:

More good vibes here

dollydagger87 requested: sansa stark + spring colours

unattractiveprettyperson:

extremely important

noveltastic:

"DEBBIE DID YOU FAX THOSE PAPERS TO MANAGEMENT?"