"DEBBIE DID YOU FAX THOSE PAPERS TO MANAGEMENT?"
I’m at Disneyworld and tonight in honor of robin,the magic kingdom’s firework show was named genie’s wishes,and in the end they said “genie,you’re free”
|—||dedicated to Robin Williams (1951-2014)|
GOTTA GET THAT BACON
since I’m 18 now I had to call the hospital myself to get test results and I was simply planning on saying that I had a blood test last week and if I could get the results back but when the woman answered I said “I want my blood back” and hung up the phone, so I’m never trying that again
you ever playing a video game and die in such a bullshit way that you need to go lie down for a few hours to recover
can she just get an award or something
I reblog this whenever it pops up on my dash.
So many directions she could have gone with this joke…out of infinite possibilities…she picked the best possible direction.
Best video in the world
The opposite of albinism called melanism, a recessive trait where the skin and fur are all black.