I eat salads.
champagnepapucho:

biraunal:

jordosross:

nickandjades-infinitelaughter:

Me as a parent

"This is why dad left"

that girls looks so tired of her shit

story of my life

champagnepapucho:

biraunal:

jordosross:

nickandjades-infinitelaughter:

Me as a parent

"This is why dad left"

that girls looks so tired of her shit

story of my life

kushandwizdom:

More good vibes here

dollydagger87 requested: sansa stark + spring colours

unattractiveprettyperson:

extremely important

noveltastic:

"DEBBIE DID YOU FAX THOSE PAPERS TO MANAGEMENT?"

shaunofthebread:

zaynmaliki:

I’m at Disneyworld and tonight in honor of robin,the magic kingdom’s firework show was named genie’s wishes,and in the end they said “genie,you’re free”

image

Robin Williams isn’t dead. He’s just waiting in the jungle until someone rolls a 5 or 8.
dedicated to Robin Williams (1951-2014)
psyducked:


GOTTA GET THAT BACON

psyducked:

GOTTA GET THAT BACON

thorxndor:

since I’m 18 now I had to call the hospital myself to get test results and I was simply planning on saying that I had a blood test last week and if I could get the results back but when the woman answered I said “I want my blood back” and hung up the phone, so I’m never trying that again

xxcactusdudexx:

you ever playing a video game and die in such a bullshit way that you need to go lie down for a few hours to recover